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| Gaz. He is definately the hardest in the group. |
Meet Gaz. He is the one with the annoying voice. His music is influenced by the 1990's rap guru Mark Morrison, as seen in album number one . He is cool,sexy,hard and has an extremely big todger. | ||||||||||||||||
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Jon likes nothing better then a good hiding with a hair brush. He claims that it is this method of punishment that taught him his dolcet upper- class tones. Athough you may be put of by him at first, he's alright (after a while), and can even be a laugh! We like this man! -Oi Simon speak for yourself. I hate him-Gaz | Jon.He's queer but we dont care. | ||||||||||||||||
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| Dave. oh greasy Dave |
Dave is a wanker. He wanks anywhere, in the bath, on the train and in a tree, as long as he has adequate room for his tiny nob to be exercised in, he will wank there. His obsession with the W word is shown in the first album.He is the long haired greasy one.The geek with the acryllic wig and bent fingers is Smithy.He is a wanker too. | ||||||||||||||||
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